Saturday, 16 May 2015
Thursday, 14 May 2015
Top Reasons To Date A Pilot
We have extensive training and get proficient by "soloing".
Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow aren't just the four cycles of an engine.
A little turbulence makes for a fun trip.
International Pilots can do it all night.
We know how to slip it in right.. or left ;).
We can go upside down , right side up or all around.
We spend a lot of time holding it in position.
We are federally licensed to go down landing strip.
P.S : Girls can take it in anyway.... hahahhahaha..........
Tuesday, 5 May 2015
Maa (Mother) - An angel on earth
1. When you were an infant, she spent sleepless nights taking care of you. She woke up much before you did and slept only after she was sure you were asleep. And she's never complained, has she? Even today, she wouldn't be able to shut her eyes for a second knowing you're not fine.
2. She is the most forgiving being on earth. You know there have been times you've been really mean and rude to her and she's still forgiven you. She loves you like nobody else ever would.
3. She is a simple woman with a simple heart. All she seeks for is the same love from you. Just a warm hug by you makes her the happiest person on earth.
4. She has the most innocent, purest soul ever. You may have never noticed, but every time she scolds you, she goes back into her room and cries.
5. No matter how angry she is at you, she will never stop being a doting mother. She will still ask you if you've had dinner, she'd still make sure there is a blanket by your side when you sleep.
6. She is the only person in the world whose love for you increases with every passing day, no matter how much you distance yourself from her.
7. She knows magic. Just a nap in her lap makes things okay.
8. Admit it: no chef in the world can match her cooking skills. Nothing like 'maa ke haath ka khana'. You may not acknowledge it right now, but you're going to miss her food terribly once you move out.
9. They wouldn't bat an eyelid before sacrificing the world for you. She will sleep empty stomach just to fill yours. You've all seen hard times when you weren't financially secure and even then, your mother made sure it didn't affect you.
10. We can never whine enough about our problems. But to come to think of it, your mother isn't just a mother. She is an individual person too, just like you. But have you ever seen her trouble you with her personal problems? That's the thing with mothers. They never let you know of the pain they go through. They're always making sure you have things easy!
Last . Children who have Mother are very lucky because She is the world's best Gift to you.
Ask someone who don't have Mother.
Respect Her , Love Her.
Friday, 1 May 2015
Things You Face When You Have A ‘ Haryanvi FRIEND ’
1. YOU GET USED TO ‘HARYANVI’
YOU GET USED TO THEIR LANGUAGE. EITHER YOU IMMUNE YOURSELF OR YOU START SPEAKING HARYANVI.
2. ‘PANGAS’ ARE NOT NEW TO YOU
‘TU AKAD KAISE GAYA BHAI SE?’
3. THEY ARE SOMETIMES REALLY ‘HARSH’
BUT WAIT,
4. BUT THEY ARE REALLY GOOD AT HEART
TRUST ME, THEY ARE!
5. WILL TAKE A BULLET FOR YOU!
IN CASE YOU ARE CLOSE TO THEM.
6. EITHER THEY ARE VERY SOPHISTICATED OR THEY ARE THE ‘BADMASH’
SERIOUSLY
7. THEY ARE SO PROUD OF THEIR CAST
haryana ka hu mein samjha
8. THEY ARE SIMPLE!
THEIR SIMPLICITY IS ONE OF THEIR OWN KIND.
9. THEY ARE USUALLY ‘HANDSOME’
10. AND THE GIRLS ARE REALLY BEAUTIFUL!
11. WORK IS NEVER A BURDEN FOR THEM
YOU GIVE THEM ANYTHING OF THEIR INTEREST, THEY WILL COME WITH THE BEST OUTCOME.
12. THEY ARE LOYAL!
SERIOUSLY!
13. AND IF YOU HAVE A haryanvi FRIEND, TRUST ME YOU ARE LUCKY!
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